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Collection: Street Tee

The Street Tee is a Unisex premium quality regular fit, crew neck T-Shirt available in 6 sizes and 5 colours.

This mid weight (180 GSM), 100% combed cotton tee has neck ribbing, is side seamed, has shoulder to shoulder tape, double needle hems and is preshrunk to minimise shrinkage.

We only use a premium apparel supplier, who produces the finest quality garments using Ethical Production and Environmental Sustainability initiatives.

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  • Always give 100%. Unless you’re giving blood. STREET TEE
    Always give 100%.  Unless you’re giving blood. STREET TEE
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  • Am I perfect? No. But do I try my best and keep a positive attitude? Also no. STREET TEE
    Am I perfect? No. But do I try my best and keep a positive attitude? Also no. STREET TEE
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  • Back in my day Tinder was how Kiwis liked their steak. STREET TEE
    Back in my day Tinder was how Kiwis liked their steak. STREET TEE
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  • First I drink the coffee then I do the stuff. STREET TEE
    First I drink the coffee then I do the stuff. STREET TEE
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  • FORD because John Wick didn't kill all those people for a Chev. STREET TEE
    FORD because John Wick didn't kill all those people for a Chev. STREET TEE
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  • Friday is my second favourite "F" word. STREET TEE
    Friday is my second favourite
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  • I don’t like morning people or mornings or people. STREET TEE
    I don’t like morning people or mornings or people. STREET TEE
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  • I got called pretty today, well actually it was "pretty annoying", but still. STREET TEE
    I got called pretty today, well actually it was
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  • I had my patience tested, it came back negative. STREET TEE
    I had my patience tested, it came back negative. STREET TEE
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  • I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you. STREET TEE
    I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you. STREET TEE
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  • I ordered a life alert bracelet, so if I ever get a life I’ll be notified immediately. STREET TEE
    I ordered a life alert bracelet, so if I ever get a life I’ll be notified immediately. STREET TEE
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  • I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. STREET TEE
    I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. STREET TEE
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  • I used to care, but I take a pill for that now. STREET TEE
    I used to care, but I take a pill for that now. STREET TEE
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  • I'm awake, please respect my privacy during this difficult time. STREET TEE
    I'm awake, please respect my privacy during this difficult time. STREET TEE
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  • I'm no cactus, but I know a prick when I see one. STREET TEE
    I'm no cactus, but I know a prick when I see one. STREET TEE
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  • I'm on a vodka/tonic diet. So far, I've lost 3 days. STREET TEE
    I'm on a vodka/tonic diet. So far, I've lost 3 days. STREET TEE
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  • I'm sorry I don't take orders, I barely take suggestions. STREET TEE
    I'm sorry I don't take orders, I barely take suggestions. STREET TEE
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  • I'm that friend you should not put on speaker phone. STREET TEE
    I'm that friend you should not put on speaker phone. STREET TEE
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  • If I ever say, "do you want me to be honest" say no. STREET TEE
    If I ever say,
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  • In my defence, I was left unsupervised. STREET TEE
    In my defence, I was left unsupervised. STREET TEE
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  • Notice: Due to rising costs Dirty Deeds are no longer done dirt cheap. STREET TEE
    Notice: Due to rising costs Dirty Deeds are no longer done dirt cheap. STREET TEE
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  • Of course your opinion matters, just not to me. STREET TEE
    Of course your opinion matters, just not to me. STREET TEE
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  • OK I'm here, what are your other two wishes. STREET TEE
    OK I'm here, what are your other two wishes. STREET TEE
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  • People who tolerate me on a daily basis, they're the real heroes. STREET TEE
    People who tolerate me on a daily basis, they're the real heroes. STREET TEE
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  • Shut up Liver, you’re fine. STREET TEE
    Shut up Liver, you’re fine. STREET TEE
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  • Todays inspirational quote. Don't be a dick. STREET TEE
    Todays inspirational quote. Don't be a dick. STREET TEE
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  • We're all given one skill in life, mine just happens to be pissing people off. STREET TEE
    We're all given one skill in life, mine just happens to be pissing people off. STREET TEE
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  • Whoever is in charge of making sure I don’t do stupid shit is fired. STREET TEE
    Whoever is in charge of making sure I don’t do stupid shit is fired. STREET TEE
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  • Yet despite the look on my face, you are still talking?. STREET TEE
    Yet despite the look on my face, you are still talking?. STREET TEE
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  • You said that I look so unapproachable, yet here you are? STREET TEE
    You said that I look so unapproachable, yet here you are? STREET TEE
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